Hilikus Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 [url="http://www.geek.com/articles/games/russian-strippers-attempt-to-interrupt-counter-strike-tournament-nsfw-2009112/"]http://www.geek.com/...t-nsfw-2009112/[/url] [quote] [b] Russian strippers attempt to interrupt Counter-Strike tournament[/b] A [i]Counter-Strike[/i] tournament was recently held at a venue in Russia between two of the top teams in the region – Virtus.pro and forZe. Onlookers and participants expected a night of concentrated gaming, lots of kills, and an eventual bleary-eyed winning team. But the organizers or the venue owners didn’t want just another tournament and decided to make things interesting by inviting a few strippers along. The strippers had clearly been given one instruction: use their “skills” to try and distract as many of the gamers as possible during this tournament. They started off by just sitting and watching the gamers in black outfits, but they were soon stripping down to matching white bikini sets and dancing on the tables. When that didn’t work they decided to use the gamers as polls to dance around and getting a bit more hands-on. With concentration on the tournament still winning the bras came off and and the dancing continued with a few of the gamers then becoming distracted. Ultimately though, the tournament came first and forZe won proving [i]Counter-Strike[/i] gamers are either a very dedicated bunch or have their priorities all messed up. You decide. [img]http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/counterstrike_strippers_02-580x392.jpg[/img] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gplaydee Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I'd be pissed. Sexytime and cstime do not mix! Business first, pleasure later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SylenT Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Oh they can mix alright.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puss in Boots Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 [quote name='gplaydee' timestamp='1358969243' post='7207'] I'd be pissed. Sexytime and cstime do not mix! Business first, pleasure later. [/quote] Negative. This has been disproven by personal experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilikus Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 [quote name='gplaydee' timestamp='1358969243' post='7207'] I'd be pissed. Sexytime and cstime do not mix! Business first, pleasure later. [/quote] L2multitask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gplaydee Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Hahah bet you guys your score would be worse with a woman on your lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SylenT Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 who said anything about her being on my lap? O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gplaydee Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Edit: messing with your reproductive machinery* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilikus Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 [quote name='gplaydee' timestamp='1358970896' post='7211'] Hahah bet you guys your score would be worse with a woman on your lap. [/quote] Ummm, if she's on the lap, then there is only one score that matters, and its not on the monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SylenT Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Yea the scores don't get any better thats for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gplaydee Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Hahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puss in Boots Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 [quote name='gplaydee' timestamp='1358970896' post='7211'] Hahah bet you guys your score would be worse with a woman on your lap. [/quote] You remember how I sometimes start out with something like a 13-4 score then get killed over and over with no kills and end up 17-25? Yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 they can mess with my "reproductive machinery"....lol : ) i win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gplaydee Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Wish they had strippers at work. Productivity = 0, But work satisfaction = 200. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gplaydee Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Edit: it's over 9000!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr K1tty Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 i can multi task just fine... but boobies > video games 90% of the time =^.^= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puss in Boots Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 [quote name='Mr K1tty' timestamp='1358973487' post='7222']but boobies > video games 90% of the time [/quote] Not sure if joking or VIRGIN for saying 90% and not 100% lol j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SylenT Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Hey some things are more important than boobies... take Colts games for example! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr K1tty Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun... [attachment=317:putting_a_bounce_in_it_06.gif] =^.^= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend37 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 hahaha Christine!! and hey Strippers are like taunts and that shit doesn't phase me just hoping they don't let me down after I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HabaneroHero Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I've proven that blowjobs and CS work together:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilikus Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 [quote name='HabaneroHero' timestamp='1358980831' post='7233'] I've proven that blowjobs and CS work together:) [/quote] Now I would call that multitasking, giving blowies while gaming. I always wondered why your mic was muffled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend37 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 [quote name='gplaydee' timestamp='1358972827' post='7221'] Edit: it's over 9000!!!! [/quote] Is this DBZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.E.R.C Janos Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Dam why cant that happen to us "_" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollow Clipz Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 [quote name='Reverend37' timestamp='1358981432' post='7237'] Is this DBZ? [/quote] yesssir [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100429142417/unanything/images/4/47/Over9000.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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