Walking-Decoy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Not sure why I'm posting this, because it's gross and I'm seriously weirded out about it. The last couple days my left ear has been *slightly* agitated when I went to clean it with a Q-Tip... I do this quite often, cuz I like to keep clean and etc and my body just produces the stuff like crazy so I do it like every other day. Anyways, so when I did it the other day it felt like I pushed the QTip in too far (I know I wasn't) so I thought maybe I agitated the ear drum or something.... so since it didnt hurt otherwise I just let it be. Flash forward to today and I wake up and can feel something clogging the left ear... Felt like when you get water in your ear. I could massage the ear canal and actually felt it move around and I would hear fine, then massage again and it would be blocked. So I just reach into the ear canal area a little bit and think to myself okay guess time to clean them again, and I fucking feel something kinda sticking out. It was pretty large. I hop out of bed thinking like a roach or some kind of brain eating zombie bug is attacking me and run to the bathroom. I manage to break off a part that was sticking out just a tad and it was dark and looked a bit like dried bug legs\guts.... So I really start freaking out. I massage the ear a little more and it made it stick out more to where I could pull the thing out. It wasn't a bug, thank god. But what the fuck is this?!? Looks like dark and dried ear wax with a bunch of tiny hairs clumped together. Whats more amazing is taht this was apparently in my ear and I COULDNT FEEL IT AT ALL until very recently, and I'm sure it's been around for awhile considering size. Anyone ever have this shit happen to them? Whats crazy is I'm a clean guy...especially take care of my ears!! WTFFFFFFFFF. Chaaaaaarrrrrrrgeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zolyrica Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Too bad you aren't a grasshopper, then it could've been a Nematomorph hairworm. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGSgt.Reaper Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Looks like a chupacobra man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element99 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Sounds and looks like you need to go to a nose ear and throat specialist and get your ears cleaned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puss in Boots Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7igs-2LrMeY/T4bGUTKnOPI/AAAAAAAAAwA/wS-mHNpEucE/s400/Scared%2BYao.png[/img] What Element said. DAYUM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr K1tty Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 ew... that looks like something my cat threw-up... =^.^= Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollow Clipz Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking-Decoy Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Element99' timestamp='1354825982' post='4918'] Sounds and looks like you need to go to a nose ear and throat specialist and get your ears cleaned [/quote] Yup, I plan on doing that. Chaaaaaarrrrrrrgeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zolyrica Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Really though I've had something of this sort, but maybe like quarter of a dime in size, just wax that built up in there and hardened, maybe you have low moisture which may cause wax to harden quicker? Idk I'm just taking random shots in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 looks like maybe you had an ear infection and didnt know, your body took care of it and walah you have poop in your ear. lol. idk, im curious as well. Tell us what the doc says! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking-Decoy Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Zolyrica' timestamp='1354830615' post='4927'] Really though I've had something of this sort, but maybe like quarter of a dime in size, just wax that built up in there and hardened, maybe you have low moisture which may cause wax to harden quicker? Idk I'm just taking random shots in the dark. [/quote] Well I grew up in Florida, and just moved to Mass during winter so it has been a very rapid change of humidity. In fact, my dad said the same thing today about the drop in humidity possibly being the cause. Chaaaaaarrrrrrrgeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking-Decoy Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Fusion' timestamp='1354831981' post='4932'] looks like maybe you had an ear infection and didnt know, your body took care of it and walah you have poop in your ear. lol. idk, im curious as well. Tell us what the doc says! [/quote] That's it, I'm changing my in-game name to [OSG] Poop-Ear Chaaaaaarrrrrrrgeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element99 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 either way. im still giving this post a really big "ewwww" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking-Decoy Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Element99' timestamp='1354832649' post='4935'] either way. im still giving this post a really big "ewwww" [/quote] Pfffftttt you just lost my vote, recruit! :-P Chaaaaaarrrrrrrgeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element99 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Walking-Decoy' timestamp='1354832829' post='4937'] Pfffftttt you just lost my vote, recruit! :-P [/quote] eh, sad but i stand firm by what i say. that is one nasty ear wax piece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking-Decoy Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 Whatever, I'm bronzing it and hanging it on my wall. Chaaaaaarrrrrrrgeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 im sorry....but i just dont think we can be friends anymore : / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element99 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Walking-Decoy' timestamp='1354834069' post='4942'] Whatever, I'm bronzing it and hanging it on my wall. [/quote] don't bronze it. you'll lose the nasty awful coloring. it's what makes it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking-Decoy Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 Whew, that's all it took? I would have had poop ear much sooner if I knew this! Chaaaaaarrrrrrrgeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimmBozels Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 My ears feel weird now but I can't stop looking at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.oob Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 wth is that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gohda Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Clear lacquer and frame that sucker! Grossnasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoon Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 I don't know wtf that is but... I have to agree with the wife on this one "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HabaneroHero Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Man a mouse shit in your ear that is crazy. I mean how do you stay still for that long for that to occur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking-Decoy Posted December 7, 2012 Author Share Posted December 7, 2012 mmmm tasted good tho Chaaaaaarrrrrrrgeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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